Nasty Ray | Boogie Brats | Squadron
Straight up from the man. Bgirls, if you don't want guys thinking you just want to have sex with them, then get cracking with your upskilling. That frustration Nasty Ray has is the same as mine just by being reminded of it. It's like metal rubbing against metal - it's annoying as hell.
Anyways the rest of his video is just too funny. He covers trends like bboys holding their chin, rocking to RnB and battling girls at a club, lol; DJ's fading in the middle of the song - nahhw - you don't do that man; rookie bboys entering a jam after only 3 months practice, breaking in tight pants, cracks showing while breaking, doing airchairs and inverts lol. I'm totally feeling this video. I think I just typed all of this in less than 2 minutes.
Puzzles | Supernaturalz Crew
Mr. Mash Potatoes' little skit at the beginning was totally random and wtf, but still funny. Totally not related to bboying but that thing about girls looking great on profile pictures but looking like poop in real life, that is just so true it's funny!
Puzzles come out shoving Mr. Mash Potatoes and starts ranting about bgirls throwing thrusts with cocks they don't have. Ok, never seen that happen in real life as a burn but I know some girls do that for the hell of it. But for Puzzles, it looks like girls around him do it enough. His resolve? They should throw their breasts instead. Haha.
So true about the deodorants, you bboys need it. This is one of my pet peeves as a bgirl. As for the bboys who can actually afford to spend $4.99 - don't put too much on. It's just as suffocating as having none!
Bites. Calling bites is annoying. Just don't do it. We all get it. And that thing about eboys judging battles? I never thought of it that way before. Wow I actually learned something from these videos. He said you can't be raw on the stage because the real rawness live inside the cyphers. It's when you go just as long as your opponent or whoever you had called out. For example, this Spee-D vs. Ismael video.
Tyquan | Mighty Zulu Kings
Tyquan has this really cute laugh which I think if anyone else tried to do will just make them look too try hard. This guy does it naturally, I find it fascinating. What he said was straight up true - what's up with bboys thinking they broke. It's the same way University students think they broke because they students. So why do they come rollin' in some limited edition kicks and with speakers and stuff. Nawh, ya'll ain't broke. Just stingy.
Earlier I mentioned how I hated the bite sign, here Tyquan mentioned another one of my pet peeve signs, the crash. Yes, we get it. Don't go crazy hopping on your hands. We get it. And with the lateness - I think it's more funny than a pet peeve. LoL. I guess cuz I'm not very punctual either. I see where he's coming from though *takes note*.
Atomic Goofball - What Turns My Gears ON | Lionz of Zion | Battle Snakes
Atomic Goofball took a spin off of What Grinds My Gears and made it into What Turns My Gears On. Is there ever a time he was not a Goofball? Lol about the butt crack, let's see him say that to Nasty Ray's face.
